让人哑口无言的怼人拽句,高冷霸气,酷到掉渣
1、你抓周拿到的是键盘吗?
Did you get the keyboard when you were grabbing the week?
2、你很会下厨吧,看你挺会添油加醋的。
You're good at cooking, right? You're good at adding oil and vinegar.
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3、臭泥鳅,沾点海水还真把自己当海鲜了。
Stinky loach, with a little sea water, really treats itself as seafood.
4、我要是收破烂的,绝对稀罕你。
If I take in rags, I'll never miss you.
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5、你智商还停留在胎教水平吧!
Your IQ is still at the level of prenatal education!
6、我就不明白绳子太长就会打结,而你的舌头却不能。
I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can't.
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7、脑子是个日用品,希望你不要把它当成装饰品。
Brain is a commodity. I hope you don't take it as an ornament.
8、豆腐有脑,你却没有。
Tofu has brain, but you don't.
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9、你用的是什么牌的垃圾袋,这么能装。
What brand of garbage bag do you use? It can hold.
10、给你留面子的前提,是你首先得有脑子。
The premise of saving face is that you have to have a brain first.
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11、上辈子是条毛巾吧!这么拧巴。
Last life was a towel, right! It's so hard.
12、我只想骂人,不想骂你。
I just want to curse, not you.
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13、如果有哪句话伤到你了,请告诉我,我再说一遍。
If any words hurt you, please let me know and I'll say it again.
14、靠别人的嘴了解我,你的脑袋是用来增高的吗?
Do you know me by other people's mouth? Is your head used for heightening?
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